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You think men have changed over the centuries? Forget about
it! Scratch the surface of any twenty-first century male and
you’ll find a cock-wielding caveman underneath.
In this time travel comedy, three roommates discover the truth
about men as each becomes involved with a special lover. The
friends also learn a little about themselves. Skeptic Chrissy
sets her logic aside and allows her libido to run free with
a primitive barbarian named Gareth. Scientist Lila experiences
the testosterone hidden in her geeky cyber-buddy, Zach. Free-spirited
Taylor brings sexuality and fun into the life of John, a repressed
businessman from the future.
As they unravel the tangled knot transporting people through
time creates, the women all come to realize a man is a man.
The beast never changes.
Reviews
National Bestselling Author Jaci Burton
A smart, fun story with timeless romance and ageless sizzle.
Summer Devon:
A boisterous, cheerful romp. Whether you're in the mood for
a heart-warming story of redemption or a fun, escapist beach-read,
Bonnie Dee always delivers a fantastic romance.
Two Lips Reviews, Reviewer Kerin - 5 lips
From beginning to end, Bonnie Dee provides non-stop action and
sexy, erotic interludes for her readers. I strongly recommend
reading Evolving Man because it’s unique, sexy, well-written
and highly entertaining.
Historical Romance Club, Reviewer: Renee Kautz
- 4 1/2 stars
Bonnie Dee really delivers in this time travel romantic comedy.
This novel takes your imagination to new levels and keeps you
wondering what is going to happen next. The three sets of lovers
keep the steam rolling throughout the book.
Excerpt:
“I’ve taken it a step further than simply viewing
moments in time. Not only can my machine show images in time,
but it can literally ‘capture’ a frame and materialize
a figure contained in it in the flesh. Right here in this booth.”
“Oh, I get it. Like in Star Trek. ‘Beam me up, Scottie’.”
Taylor laughed. “It’s amazing, Lila.”
“Yes, just like Star Trek.” Lila’s voice dripped
sarcasm.
On the screen, the marauding Vikings anchored ship and rowed
small skiffs toward land. Lila fast-forwarded with a click of
the mouse, making the boats race across the water. She slowed
the scene again, and the men climbed out of the boats to splash
through the shallows toward the beach.
The sailors were tall and muscular, dressed in hide shirts and
leggings, their faces almost hidden behind full beards and moustaches.
Long, blond hair flowed from beneath their helmets. The Norse
warriors brandished swords, pikes and other assorted pointy things
as they charged onto the pebbled shore.
Waiting to meet the assault was a much smaller group of men,
dressed in fur and leather hides. Remembering a little history,
Chrissy guessed they were northern European or Briton villagers
facing the marauders. The obvious leader of the defending army
was taller and bulkier than his men. His shoulders and chest strained
his deer-hide jerkin. Black hair was caught back in a leather
thong at the nape of his neck. White teeth flashed against tan
skin as he shouted encouragement to the other men, most of whom
seemed on the verge of breaking and running before the attacking
Vikings. The leader held his sword high and urged his men forward.
Although the moving picture was silent, Chrissy could imagine
the man’s cries to defend the village and the women and
children. She felt sorry for the young leader, in charge of a
timid group of fishermen with lame-looking weapons, facing a pack
of huge, fierce Norsemen.
The two sides clashed. The fishing folk were definitely outmatched
by the invaders. Chrissy cringed as limbs flew and blood spurted.
“Nasty,” Taylor murmured. “But, man, that guy’s
kind of hot.” She pointed to one of the Norsemen with flowing
gold locks and bared teeth.
Lila frowned and froze the scene. “Typical, Taylor , I’m
talking about assembling a think tank to solve the world’s
problems and you’re ogling the men.”
“No harm in looking.” She shrugged, tossing back
her curly, blonde hair.
Chrissy stared at the frozen image of the battle. It was crystal
clear down to the details of sunlight glinting off the sharp edges
of weapons and blood welling from an open wound. Despite her disbelief,
she was intrigued at the prospect of a time-traveling think tank.
“How would you communicate with them? Da Vinci didn’t
speak English, and I’m sure if you talked to one of these
guys,” she nodded at the screen, “you’d get
some incomprehensible dead language.”
“Ah.” Lila went to her work table and came back with
an ear-piece much like a hearing aid. “I’ve also invented
this translating device. It works by reading thought patterns
and deciphering them into words the listener understands, rather
than translating one language into another. Cool, huh?”
Lila beamed, pleased with her own cleverness.
Chrissy stared, feeling terribly guilty she hadn’t even
noticed her friend was cracking up. Lila spent days holed up here
alone on the third floor of the house in her attic workshop. Her
friends had always thought of her as an innovative genius with
her many, ongoing experiments and inventions, but clearly her
train had derailed.
Chrissy looked from her insane friend’s exultant face to
the frozen picture on the screen. The Viking leader and the head
defender of the soil were engaged in combat, swords poised ready
to thrust. Their mouths were open, shouting. Blood and sweat streaked
their bearded faces. The charge of testosterone in the air was
almost palpable, and she was embarrassed to feel her crotch tighten
simply from staring at the image of the two primitive warriors.
“Well, it’s an amazing idea. I can see you’ve
worked hard on it.”
“So, exactly how would you do it?” Taylor traced
a finger over the Viking seaman’s bulging biceps. “I
mean, actually pick one and bring him to life?”
“It’s like computer animation,” Lila explained.
“You choose the figure you want to work with, then, instead
of manipulating the image as you would in movie making, you press
this button and bring him to this moment in time. Your Star Trek
analogy actually isn’t that far off the mark. Basically
we’re deconstructing molecules and reassembling them here.”
“Very cool.” Taylor nodded as if it made perfect
sense.
Lila did a point and click thing with her mouse and soon the
dark-haired barbarian was outlined in red. “See? I’ve
‘cut him out of the picture’, so to speak. He’s
the target now.”
Chrissy decided it was time to break the spell. The only way
she was going to reach Lila’s addled brain was to demonstrate
that the machine didn’t work. “Then you’d press
this button?” She reached out and pushed a black button
on the left side of the control panel.
“No! Chrissy, don’t!” Lila yelled, grabbing
at her wrist.
There was a high-pitched, whining sound and the air shimmered
then became as opaque as a dark cloud. Chrissy actually felt a
change in the density of space around them, a thickening that
made the air almost palpable. Suddenly an extra body crowded into
the booth with the three women. Chrissy was pressed up against
solid muscle, hot, sweaty skin and rank, half-cured animal hides.
The big, bearded man was still roaring his battle cry. Momentum
brought his arm down with a mighty slice of his sword, right past
Taylor ’s face. The sword cleaved the monitor screen in
two, sending jagged glass shards and electric sparks flying.
All of the women screamed and scrambled to get away. The barbarian
bellowed and drew his sword out of the wreckage of the monitor.
As she stumbled from the booth, fighting to keep her balance
and run away at the same time, Chrissy caught a glimpse of the
man’s eyes.
They were wide and confused and they zeroed in on her. He lunged
and grabbed her wrist, holding her fast in his powerful grip while
yelling something in a language that sounded like pebbles being
ground in a cement mixer.
Chrissy screamed at the top of her lungs, a piercing, fire engine
wail.
The man dropped her wrist immediately.
She fled across the room.
The barbarian raised his sword, knocking the control panel and
sending it crashing onto the floor. He backed out of the booth,
holding the sword up in front of him and turning in a slow circle,
assessing the room around him.
Shrieking, Taylor ran out the door and clattered down the stairs.
Lila froze near the open door, holding her hands up in a surrendering
posture.
Chrissy sidled over to stand shoulder to shoulder with her. It
was imperative they didn’t let this guy out of the room.
She pictured the barbarian hacking his way through the city, maiming
pedestrians and stabbing shopkeepers, probably getting run over
by a car or shot by the police. They must contain and calm him
then send him back where he came from.
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